• how to prepare for exams: cry
12.12.2012 / +489956 / laufeysohn / sifujinoras
  • person 1: i can draw really well
  • person 2: i'm really athletic
  • person 3: i write really well
  • person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
  • person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
  • person 6: i can dance really well
  • me: i can breathe really well
  • me: chokes
12.09.2012 / +278890 / 01012012 /
  • me: scarlett johannsen is really attractive
  • me: am i a lesbian?
  • me: 
  • me: but benedict cumberbatch
  • me: but jennifer lawrence
  • me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
  • me: oh god I'm jack harkness
10.13.2012 / +52754 / ameliapondss
  • me: 
  • books: 
  • me: 
  • books: 
  • me: 
  • books: buy us.
  • me: yes master
09.21.2012 / +137802 / hvdrogene / p4rabatai
  • me about my ships: OH MY GoD FEELINGS YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE SDKFLJSDLJ THEIR HANDS BRUSHED AND NOW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR SEVERAL LONG SECONDS OH GOD THIS IS SO ROMANTIC I CANNOT. SObbinG.
  • me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.
  • age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
  • now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
  • me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
  • me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
  • my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show
  •  during a concert
  • me: they're real
  • me: they're REAL
  • me: I'm gonna puke
  • me: I love them
  • me: I'm going to cry
  • me: omg
  • me: what
  • me: they're real
  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

Things I Never Learned In High School

boguskudos:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house
07.04.2012 / +415620 / bmvagabnd / boguskudos
  • Popular musicians today: what's an instrument
  • me: i can't go to school
  • mom: why not?
  • me: im ugly
  • mirror: yes
  • camera: no