- how to prepare for exams: cry
- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe really well
- me: chokes
12.09.2012 / +278879
- me: scarlett johannsen is really attractive
- me: am i a lesbian?
- me: but benedict cumberbatch
- me: but jennifer lawrence
- me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
- me: oh god I'm jack harkness
10.13.2012 / +52751
- books: buy us.
- me: yes master
- me about my ships: OH MY GoD FEELINGS YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE SDKFLJSDLJ THEIR HANDS BRUSHED AND NOW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR SEVERAL LONG SECONDS OH GOD THIS IS SO ROMANTIC I CANNOT. SObbinG.
- me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.
- age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
- now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
- me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
- me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
- my friend: i met a guy
- me: i just started a new tv show
- during a concert
- me: they're real
- me: they're REAL
- me: I'm gonna puke
- me: I love them
- me: I'm going to cry
- me: omg
- me: what
- me: they're real
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Things I Never Learned In High School
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
- Popular musicians today: what's an instrument
- me: i can't go to school
- mom: why not?
- me: im ugly