how to prepare for exams: cry
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe really well
me: chokes
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe really well
me: chokes
me: scarlett johannsen is really attractive
me: am i a lesbian?
me:
me: but benedict cumberbatch
me: but jennifer lawrence
me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
me: oh god I'm jack harkness
me: am i a lesbian?
me:
me: but benedict cumberbatch
me: but jennifer lawrence
me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
me: oh god I'm jack harkness
me:
books:
me:
books:
me:
books: buy us.
me: yes master
books:
me:
books:
me:
books: buy us.
me: yes master
me about my ships: OH MY GoD FEELINGS YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE SDKFLJSDLJ THEIR HANDS BRUSHED AND NOW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR SEVERAL LONG SECONDS OH GOD THIS IS SO ROMANTIC I CANNOT. SObbinG.
me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.
me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
me: i just started a new tv show
during a concert
me: they're real
me: they're REAL
me: I'm gonna puke
me: I love them
me: I'm going to cry
me: omg
me: what
me: they're real
me: they're real
me: they're REAL
me: I'm gonna puke
me: I love them
me: I'm going to cry
me: omg
me: what
me: they're real
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Things I Never Learned In High School
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
Popular musicians today: what's an instrument
me: i can't go to school
mom: why not?
me: im ugly
mom: why not?
me: im ugly
