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how to prepare for exams: cry
Posted on December 12th at 17:56:12 with 217,554 notes via , source
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person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe really well
me: chokes
Posted on December 9th at 01:05:30 with 273,724 notes via , source
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me: scarlett johannsen is really attractive
me: am i a lesbian?
me: 
me: but benedict cumberbatch
me: but jennifer lawrence
me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
me: oh god I'm jack harkness
Posted on October 13th at 19:03:03 with 33,770 notes via , source
me  chat  
me: 
books: 
me: 
books: 
me: 
books: buy us.
me: yes master
Posted on September 21st at 13:02:48 with 100,255 notes via , source
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me about my ships: OH MY GoD FEELINGS YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE SDKFLJSDLJ THEIR HANDS BRUSHED AND NOW THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER FOR SEVERAL LONG SECONDS OH GOD THIS IS SO ROMANTIC I CANNOT. SObbinG.
me irl: i hate romantic things i'd rather eat scissors.
Posted on September 9th at 19:39:01 with 54,843 notes via ,
this  me  chat  
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
Posted on August 27th at 17:42:39 with 395,524 notes via , source
chat  yes  me  
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
Posted on July 18th at 13:00:28 with 210,770 notes via , source
me  chat  
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
Posted on July 12th at 02:13:54 with 83,913 notes via , source
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 during a concert
me: they're real
me: they're REAL
me: I'm gonna puke
me: I love them
me: I'm going to cry
me: omg
me: what
me: they're real
Posted on July 10th at 22:27:56 with 112,137 notes via , source
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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
Posted on July 9th at 14:49:31 with 178,849 notes via , source
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Things I Never Learned In High School

boguskudos:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house
Popular musicians today: what's an instrument
Posted on July 4th at 10:41:37 with 15,061 notes via , source
it's sad how accurate this is  chat  
me: i can't go to school
mom: why not?
me: im ugly
Posted on June 26th at 21:38:49 with 29,643 notes via , source
literally me  chat  me