How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
Feb 25 @ 7:23 PM
Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe.
by Joan Bauer, Almost Home
Feb 07 @ 8:47 PM
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Feb 03 @ 11:58 PM
I am happy. I think I really am. But then I get sad. And sometimes it overwhelms me how sad I can get.
Feb 02 @ 2:43 PM
[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]
Feb 02 @ 1:10 AM
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
Jan 29 @ 9:53 PM
Sometimes I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.
Jan 28 @ 1:03 AM
my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
Jan 28 @ 12:50 AM
whenever im having a bad day i remember that i never have to take a math class again and i feel a lot better
Jan 27 @ 5:46 PM
"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"
Jan 27 @ 1:01 PM
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
Jan 21 @ 10:03 PM