"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
I need my lipstick red as the blood of angry men and eyeliner black like the dark of ages past
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka.
cant spell amen without am, god bless arctic monkeys
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
"you should just get your license!"
“driving is fun!”
“It’s not that hard!”
leave me the fucK ALONE